That's just wrong.

There's something wrong when your boyfriend uses the videocamera on his phone to record the doctor doing an I&D of the huge abscess you have in your groin near your vagina, complete with you screaming and cursing.

I don't know what's worse: that, or the fact that you've watched the video THREE TIMES so far. I can hear the tinny screams coming out of the little speaker on the phone.

People are stupid

Lady (who is in the ED with a virus that involves diarrhea and vomiting) to her mother, who is holding a baby: "Mom, give her to me--let me kiss her goodbye."

Me and my tech simultaneously: "NOOOOOO!!"

Lady: "I shouldn't kiss the baby?"

Me: "not unless you want the baby to be as sick as you are rigt now!"