I don't hate my job. I LOVE IT!
You know why? Because you clipboard motherfuckers CANNOT DENY that I know how to help save someone's life. You pencil-pushing, white-coat-wearing, sad-ass management types FAILED UP to your lame-ass jobs because you COULD NOT CUT IT at the bedside.
Please. Get away from that stretcher, because the last time you went near a critically ill patient was six zillion years ago. Take a hike and shove your clipboard and policy up your stupid fucking ass and then bend over and kiss mine.
Just back away now, and let me get this dude with a huge brain bleed to the OR. Because I KNOW how to set up and monitor an A-line, and I know how to titrate a cardene drip, and I know how to help intubate the fattest, no-neck patient and keep him sedated until we get upstairs to surgery. Step the fuck back and let me do my job.
No, Clipboard Nurse. You do not get to "jump in" and lend a hand. Me and my fellow bedside RN's got this one. Go push a pencil and SUCK IT!