I don't hate my job. I LOVE IT!
You know why? Because you clipboard motherfuckers CANNOT DENY that I know how to help save someone's life. You pencil-pushing, white-coat-wearing, sad-ass management types FAILED UP to your lame-ass jobs because you COULD NOT CUT IT at the bedside.
Please. Get away from that stretcher, because the last time you went near a critically ill patient was six zillion years ago. Take a hike and shove your clipboard and policy up your stupid fucking ass and then bend over and kiss mine.
Just back away now, and let me get this dude with a huge brain bleed to the OR. Because I KNOW how to set up and monitor an A-line, and I know how to titrate a cardene drip, and I know how to help intubate the fattest, no-neck patient and keep him sedated until we get upstairs to surgery. Step the fuck back and let me do my job.
No, Clipboard Nurse. You do not get to "jump in" and lend a hand. Me and my fellow bedside RN's got this one. Go push a pencil and SUCK IT!
xoxo
GGRN
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Just make sure that you do not document those medications with unapproved abbreviations. Mmmkay.
Did you remember to find out if the patient feels safe at home, smokes, consumes alcohol, or uses the internet too much before you addressed this critical illness. Where would we be without documentation?
GGRN: you make me laugh. :)
'struth fer shur.
:)
Haha! You tell em!
Rock on, Sisssss-tah.
Are you sure we don't work at the same place?
Some of us non-bedside types do know enough to get out of your way and appreciate your skills. Thanks for doing your job.
Haha... gotta laugh out of this one! Dam pencil pushers. lol
Mom has been a nurse for 40 years, and a dammmm good one at that...When the clipboard bitches come out she too wants to kick their ass...Thanks for saying it straight up!
HA! I feel you. I just got canned in March, not because of poor patient care or some stupid crap like that. I didn't pass the PBDS exam. Clipboard holders can kiss my ass!
I'm a manager now, just so you know ;-) Not cuz I suck ass at the bedside either. Kiss, kiss, love ya.
Nurse K,
I'm a manager now, just so you know ;-)
Do they give you the full Darth Vader outfit, or just a clipboard?
Do you get to wear the black scrubs?
Did they teach you the pinky maneuver? And what is the appropriate time period for Evil Nursing School?
Do you have a little white nurse's hat on the clipboard for each nurse you criticize? ;-)
LOL - suck it indeed!
Good on you GG!
@Nurse K: yes, but my guess is that you're a night manager. They're cooler and nicer. And they don't fail up.
Just want to say, in my day, Management majors were some of the biggest partiers on campus (plus the Marketing people). Now these screw-ups are running major companies everywhere in the US.
Just sayin, that's what I saw.
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