Words to live by.
Damn, there goes our Thanksgiving tradition. ;-)
They were confused, so they put it through the wrong pair of lips?I kid you not, my word verfication is "pyeduchi." Maybe THAT's what they were trying to do with it?
But I just wanted that cinnamon flavoring...
It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't know you well enough to extrapolate exactly why that becomes a problem.*skeeve*
That sounded rather different than I meant.Oh, you all know what I mean.
Maybe it was to go with the spray can of whipped cream?
I don't even want to know the story of how it got up there in the first place.
What's scary is that I know you wouldn't say it if it hadn't happened..........
Just a guess, but alcohol and/or some other sort of drug was involved at some point, right?
@TOTWTYTR: No, no alcohol! Just a boyfriend's desire for a blowjob. He put some pumpkin pie on his weiner to entice his woman to lick the old lad. Unfortunately, it didn't work, and the young lady neglected to wash off Tab A before inserting it into Slot B. Let stew for a few days et voila! Brown goo in the vagina!!
Somehow, that's almost worse. Thanks for sharing... I think.
I've run into a lot of weird things in my years in EMS, but that takes the, uh, cake. Maybe she likes apple pie?
Ahhh so gross! So funny!
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