Is constipation? SOME PEOPLE THINK SO.
SNORT! Saw a case tonight!
Are hangnails? What about toenail fungus? Dandruff?
but it's so itchy!
Damn ringworm!I called my ped, gave son the cream suggested, then put it on him.It was an emergency for the school nurse. She promptly sent his arse home in the afternoon, and asked me why I sent him.I told her I had been treating it for days per ped phone call, but to no avail. She made me get a note before returning him to school. The peds office just laughed and gave me one, so I could keep her quiet.He went back the next day (a Monday) and carried the note around for a week. God, I love little kid "emergencies".PS: Would never, ever think of bringing him into ER for that. Who knows what else kid could pick up while waiting?
Literally had a patient come in with "chapped lips" as his chief complaint. Wow... there are no words.
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