I've got nothing about work to relate, but this happened last night and it was too good not to post.
I was on our lovely mass transit system last night on the way home from work at about 12:30 AM and on sitting down in my seat, this is what I saw directly across from me:
What is that, you ask? A well-dressed man with a pair of grey men's briefs plastered to his face, poking the fabric up into his nose with his fingers. Thanks, iPhone, for letting me snap this pic super fast!What happened next, you ask? He put the underpants away in his shopping bag, and pulled out a plastic bottle full of some amber liquid, took the top off, and proceeded to sniff the contents. I don't believe that it was apple juice in that bottle.
I LOVE living in this city.
8 comments:
Don't you just LOVE technology! I wonder what this guy was thinking, who uses underwear for a tissue? Drunk guys? Hope they were clean...
Haha that's hilarious. And really strange.
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valerie:
This guy was definitely NOT using the underpants as a tissue. The impression I got was that he was enjoying their texture and, uh, aroma. Weird.
To quote the hilarious, smart and frequently piquant Lee Ving (at least on the first Fear record):
"I love livin' in the city
My house smells just like the zoo,
It's chock full of shit and puke!
Cockroaches on the walls
Crabs crawlin' on my balls!
Ohh, but I'm so clean cut,
I just wanna fuck some sluts!
I love livin' in the city"
If you run into him again, do you think you could ask him for my briefs back?
He was not using them for a tissue, he sounds like he has a urine fetish.
Ew.
Oh Man!
Jeez, were you on my transit route? Seems like one of our 'usual' riders.
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