Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The writing's on the wall...

When the hospital CEO's bonus was enough to hire 12 full-time nurses for one year, you know what's more important to the hospital.

14 comments:

little d, S.N. said...

That's disgusting! The patients don't notice when the CEO isn't around...but they certainly do when the NURSE isn't there!

mojitogirl said...

so much for belt-tightening......Hey! I have an idea.....
LET'S TIGHTEN THE BELT AROUND THE CEO'S NECK!

WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I've never heard a patient yell "CEO, CEO" at night.

Come to think of it, I've never heard a doc say "who is this patient's CEO?" either.

GuitarGirlRN said...

Anon: you've hit the nail right on the head. I think I'm going to use that line in our union negotiations!

Nurse K said...

Your hospital should advertise in our state, our nurses are all collecting unemployment benefits.

GuitarGirlRN said...

Nurse K: That would be great, except we're in a hiring freeze. Yep, no new hires. That's why the CEO gets to have a million-dollar bonus--he's saving the hospital SO much money because we have no nurses, no ancillary staff, and no supplies!

RehabNurse said...

Save money and spend it on your CEO! Nice!

Why would anyone want any supplies anyway?

Next thing you know we'll be going the way of third world countries where you have to bring everything of your own (nurse, food, sheets, etc.) to the hospital when you get treated.

RehabNurse said...

Save money and spend it on your CEO! Nice!

Why would anyone want any supplies anyway?

Next thing you know we'll be going the way of third world countries where you have to bring everything of your own (nurse, food, sheets, etc.) to the hospital when you get treated.

Meghan said...

Doesn't everyone know, hospitals are now businesses...never mind that most of the "customers" don't pay...

Lisa Marie said...

That is ridiculous. Ugh, the politics of business disgust me.

Anonymous said...

"Next thing you know we'll be going the way of third world countries where you have to bring everything of your own (nurse, food, sheets, etc.) to the hospital when you get treated."

Teachers already do this! Hell, I have to buy $$$$ my own curriculum to teach my 18 students.

chuckr44 said...

The way (banking and automotive) CEOs are acting these days you don't even need an MBA to run a company.

Old MD Girl said...

Just to play devil's advocate, suppose the CEO made or saved the hospital the equivalent of 500 nurses' salaries that year. Do you think he doesn't deserve compensation for that? What would be a reasonable amount?

GuitarGirlRN said...

Old MD Girl:
I suppose I should have phrased it better: When the CEO's bonus is enough to hire 12 full time RNs AND we're dangerously understaffed AND management laid off 35 newly-hired RNs over the howls of the union, THEN you know what's important to the hospital.

If the CEO could maintain safe staffing levels, not allow pensions to go spiraling into the toilet, and actually allot enough money so that we have enough supplies stocked to get through a shift, he's entitled to as much of a bonus as he can stuff in his mattress.