Clipboard Doctor is talking to Clipboard Nurse about the planned changes in the department (we're supposed to be going "paperless" soon...ho ho ho hee hee hee yeah right):
Doc: Well, this nurse's station will have to be moved down there...
Nurse: I agree, they must be closer to their patients, but with the current bed assignment for this area, the nurse will still be unable to see some of her patients.
Doc: So, rearrange the assignment.
Nurse: (gives the doctor a knowing look) I'm sure THAT will go over like a ton of bricks.
Doc: I own a saltwater fish tank. When you put in a new fish, you have to rearrange all the rocks and plants and things, or else the other fish get territorial. Nurses are just the same way. See?
Nurse: (nods like a moron)