I cut the tip of my finger.
No it's not bleeding.
No, there's no swelling .
No redness. No drainage or ooky stuff either.
It doesn't even really hurt.
Why am I here? Because my friends and coworkers told me I should come to the ER to get it looked at. That you would put something on it to cover it.
I gave her a Band-Aid.
(oh, BTW: her coworkers? All doctors. None of them practice medicine. They're all consultants at some kind of consulting firm.)