Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Hic!

97%ALCOHOLIC


HEY NOW! I only scored this high because I was a bartender for a long time. (Same as being an ER nurse: deal with some nice people, some jerks, and a lot of drunks; run around like a lunatic when it's busy; work weird hours; and give them drugs--just a different kind.)

2 comments:

Tex said...

I'm impressed!

tyro said...

91%. I had no idea you used a muddler to make a mojito. But I did know that Everclear comes in 190 proof, which proves that going to a high-class, private prep school will not protect your children--perhaps quite the opposite, since we can divide by two to figure out the alcohol content. BTW, that level of alcohol produces really bitchin' instant scleral capillary dilation.