EMTs come in, rolling a flat stretcher with a young latino man sitting up on it, yelling and waving his hands:
"You can't do this to me! I know Robert DeNiro! WAIT! I AM Robert DeNiro! I was in RAGING BUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLL!!!!!"
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Hahaha! And then there was the one in our ER a couple of weeks ago:
Lady walks up to me as I am sitting at the nurse's station and whispers
"Did you see him?" And of course I ask "Who?"
"Jesus, He just walked by". And I am like "huh?", and she says "Can't you see him, there he is..." and off she goes running after our environmental person (who cleans the hallways and happens to be female) yelling "Stop, save me, save me..."
By the way, I recently discovered your blog and a bunch of others, and I love it!
More like Raging Meth.
I was in RAGING BULLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Well, I'm certainly convinced!
I'm sure you've read it...
http://ambulancedriverfiles.blogspot.com/2007/07/hey-animal-planet.html
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