And no, I'm not referring to the kind you get on donuts or ice cream.
How is it possible that adults--health care providing adults--health care providing adult WOMEN are incapable of cleaning up after themselves?
If I have to go into our staff bathroom one more time and find the seat COVERED with piss, I'm going to...to...I don't know WHAT but I'm going to do SOMETHING.
This is a bathroom in our staff lounge. You cannot get into the lounge without knowing the code to the door-lock. This is not some bathroom that the public uses. It's clean and relatively fresh-smelling. There are nice lotions to use on your hands. There are disposable toothbrushes. The people who use this ladies' room are nurses, nurse techs, doctors, and our CLEANING STAFF.
Oh my freaking god. How do you squat there, piss, wipe, then pull up your pants, flush, and just waltz out as if nothing is wrong? How do you not NOTICE that you've inundated the toilet seat with your loin lemonade? Oh yeah, and SOMETIMES, it's PINK LEMONADE. (Uh huh, ew, right?)
Look, if you can't BEAR to sit on the toilet seat, then fine! But until you grow a penis and a sense of aim, you need to clean up after yourfreakin self, you disgusting piglet.