It's Brutally Fresh!

Objects left in a bag in the detox/psych room after its drunken inhabitant took a swing at me, slammed an EMT's hand in the door, and stormed out, yelling that he was going to call his wife, a cop:




1 large black-and-white poster of Biggie Smalls









1 leather Crocodile Dundee-style hat



1 medium size blue jelly dong (with lifelike veins!) (sorry, no picture...)

and, most interesting:

1 DVD entitled "Afro Samurai," featuring the voice talents of who else but Samuel L. Jackson. Apparently it's a an epic tale of a black samurai's hunt for Justice (a person, not the concept) who murdered his father! According to the cover copy "Afro Samurai blends traditional Japanese culture, funky technology and hip hop to create a brutally fresh entertainment experience."
I almost didn't turn this in to security with the rest of the stuff. Ah well, guess I'll just have to Netflix it!