Saturday, March 1, 2008

I want to poke my eyes out

when people say the word "vomick."

What the fuck? Vomick? After listening to people tell me all about thems vomick and hims vomick and alla y'all's vomick I want to string myself up from a very tall tree.

Oh, did he vomick right after eating his McDonald's? I see. Oh, and he's unable to keep anything down, yet you just gave him some noxious bright-blue sugar drink that ends in "ade"? And now he just vomick it all over another kid in the waiting room? Even after I told you to stop giving him anything to eat or drink for now? Ah.

A close second to "vomick" is "thowd up."

It's like "pops."

4 comments:

ERP said...

I hate that too! I also hate when asthmatics say they have been "wheezling".

EE said...

I can't stand it either!

Ariadne said...

Drives me nuts too. So do people who say they had their female dog 'spaded'. It's not 'spaded', it's 'spayed' you ignorant oiks! As in 'spay'?!

Gah. Some days I think the entire human race is doomed.

Anonymous said...

My personal favorite was when some lady called my ER and asked to speak to someone in the "BURNT UNIT", I pollitely informed her that we at this particular, CHILDRENS HOSPITAL, did not employ a "burnt unit". I then informed he that our local county hospital did infact utilize a "burnt unit" and gave her that number.
God I hate people.