Yesterday I went into a room to help one of our orientees start a line on a patient much like the one below, but this one was only contracted on one side and was flailing around with his other arm and leg. He was also vocalizing VERY loudly: "ARRRR! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRR! AR AR AR ARRRRRRRRRRRHHH!" Just then, the doctor walked in and heard what the patient was yelling. He looked at us, smiled, and said, totally deadpan:
"Well, shiver me timbers, mateys!"