PLEASE stop referring to chicken pox as "Chicken Pops."
Especially stop doing it when I say, "Do you mean chicken POCKSSSSSSSSS?" and you reply, "Yeah, chicken pops, like I said!"
And then do it over and over again: "That mark on hims face ain't a pop is it? It look like a pop! You sure it's not a pop? I think it a pop."
OH DEAR JESUS IT'S NOT A FUCKING POP! IT'S A ZIT! NOT A POP! or pox. or anything. just go wait over there. please.