PLEASE stop referring to chicken pox as "Chicken Pops."
PLEASE.
Especially stop doing it when I say, "Do you mean chicken POCKSSSSSSSSS?" and you reply, "Yeah, chicken pops, like I said!"
And then do it over and over again: "That mark on hims face ain't a pop is it? It look like a pop! You sure it's not a pop? I think it a pop."
OH DEAR JESUS IT'S NOT A FUCKING POP! IT'S A ZIT! NOT A POP! or pox. or anything. just go wait over there. please.
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A Pops on both your houses then!
Are they womiking with the chicken pops?
It's like whelps. No, not baby dogs; those things you break out in when you're allergic to a drug, like hydracodeine. Whelps.
you er people are so funny.
love your blog and i've added you to my blogroll.
OMG, that's hilarious. I know darn right well that they're chicken POX but, ever since I taught pre-school, I almost can't stop myself from saying chicken pops. And any idea how embarassing it is to have to go to your doctor, for an odd rash, when you're 23, and being told you have chicken pops?
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